After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.”Īnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Īs a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.īehind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. “If you are Lonely, Dim all lights and put on a horror movie. “Don’t Bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up I will lick you.” “What can I say… I swear like a sailor & use please & thank you like a saint… I’m complicated.”
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